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Comedians.
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weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-16 20:58:12 UTC
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Dean: "Most in my family have been comedians. My grandfather was the best comedian. Nothing would get him down. He would just keep cranking out the ol' one-liners and such. Even when the stock market crashed in 1929 he was still making jokes, and kept on making them right up to the point where he met the sidewalk." :-D
Dean Dark
2015-08-16 22:11:43 UTC
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Dean: "Most in my family have been comedians. My grandfather was the best comedian. Nothing would get him down. He would just keep cranking out the ol' one-liners and such. Even when the stock market crashed in 1929 he was still making jokes, and kept on making them right up to the point where he met the sidewalk." :-D
weheardthenews: "Most in my family have been comedians. My
grandfather was the best comedian. Nothing would get him down. He
would just keep cranking out the ol' one-liners and such. Even when
the stock market crashed in 1929 he was still making jokes, and kept
on making them right up to the point where he met the sidewalk." :-D

See how easy it is?

I know the mindless twittering of the lesser spotted witless cunt when
I hear it.

The giveaway is that it's bland and witless, and it comes from someone
who has to live vicariously through others like me, someone who has to
do things like pretending to be a cop and pulling drivers over for
"questioning" about trivial driving infractions, stuff like that. In
other words, what most normal men would call a creepy cunt.

Why don't you do something worthwhile with your life? Slitting your
throat would be a good place to start. Just sayin'.

C'mon back with something that avoids the *real* issues that you have.

:-)
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-17 11:58:58 UTC
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Post by Dean Dark
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Dean: "Most in my family have been comedians. My grandfather was the best comedian. Nothing would get him down. He would just keep cranking out the ol' one-liners and such. Even when the stock market crashed in 1929 he was still making jokes, and kept on making them right up to the point where he met the sidewalk." :-D
weheardthenews: "Most in my family have been comedians. My
grandfather was the best comedian. Nothing would get him down. He
would just keep cranking out the ol' one-liners and such. Even when
the stock market crashed in 1929 he was still making jokes, and kept
on making them right up to the point where he met the sidewalk." :-D
See how easy it is?
I know the mindless twittering of the lesser spotted witless cunt when
I hear it.
The giveaway is that it's bland and witless, and it comes from someone
who has to live vicariously through others like me, someone who has to
do things like pretending to be a cop and pulling drivers over for
"questioning" about trivial driving infractions, stuff like that. In
other words, what most normal men would call a creepy cunt.
Why don't you do something worthwhile with your life? Slitting your
throat would be a good place to start. Just sayin'.
C'mon back with something that avoids the *real* issues that you have.
:-)
So you turn to insults when responding to an instant classic joke. My my, the brain of a 5-year-old is something to behold, which is better than what you've been holding of 5-year-olds.

Btw, the other day I got after a motorcyclist for riding without a helmet. Yes folk, the world is my badge.
Dean Dark
2015-08-17 12:44:29 UTC
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Post by Dean Dark
Post by ***@aol.com
Dean: "Most in my family have been comedians. My grandfather was the best comedian. Nothing would get him down. He would just keep cranking out the ol' one-liners and such. Even when the stock market crashed in 1929 he was still making jokes, and kept on making them right up to the point where he met the sidewalk." :-D
weheardthenews: "Most in my family have been comedians. My
grandfather was the best comedian. Nothing would get him down. He
would just keep cranking out the ol' one-liners and such. Even when
the stock market crashed in 1929 he was still making jokes, and kept
on making them right up to the point where he met the sidewalk." :-D
See how easy it is?
I know the mindless twittering of the lesser spotted witless cunt when
I hear it.
The giveaway is that it's bland and witless, and it comes from someone
who has to live vicariously through others like me, someone who has to
do things like pretending to be a cop and pulling drivers over for
"questioning" about trivial driving infractions, stuff like that. In
other words, what most normal men would call a creepy cunt.
Why don't you do something worthwhile with your life? Slitting your
throat would be a good place to start. Just sayin'.
C'mon back with something that avoids the *real* issues that you have.
So you turn to insults when responding to an instant classic joke.
Classic joke? You're a legend only in your own fetid little mind, and
an utterly predictable witless cunt to boot.

You must try harder if you want to maintain my interest.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-17 15:25:03 UTC
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Post by Dean Dark
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Post by Dean Dark
Post by ***@aol.com
Dean: "Most in my family have been comedians. My grandfather was the best comedian. Nothing would get him down. He would just keep cranking out the ol' one-liners and such. Even when the stock market crashed in 1929 he was still making jokes, and kept on making them right up to the point where he met the sidewalk." :-D
weheardthenews: "Most in my family have been comedians. My
grandfather was the best comedian. Nothing would get him down. He
would just keep cranking out the ol' one-liners and such. Even when
the stock market crashed in 1929 he was still making jokes, and kept
on making them right up to the point where he met the sidewalk." :-D
See how easy it is?
I know the mindless twittering of the lesser spotted witless cunt when
I hear it.
The giveaway is that it's bland and witless, and it comes from someone
who has to live vicariously through others like me, someone who has to
do things like pretending to be a cop and pulling drivers over for
"questioning" about trivial driving infractions, stuff like that. In
other words, what most normal men would call a creepy cunt.
Why don't you do something worthwhile with your life? Slitting your
throat would be a good place to start. Just sayin'.
C'mon back with something that avoids the *real* issues that you have.
So you turn to insults when responding to an instant classic joke.
Classic joke? You're a legend only in your own fetid little mind, and
an utterly predictable witless cunt to boot.
You must try harder if you want to maintain my interest.
Like anybody gives a crap about what you think. :-DDDDDDDDDDDD
Dean Dark
2015-08-17 22:38:24 UTC
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Like anybody gives a crap about what you think. :-DDDDDDDDDDDD
It must be very comforting to live in an unintelligent, non-thinking
little world like you do. In some ways I envy you. Sometimes I think
it would be nice and easy to just give up and not think, like you do.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-18 12:06:26 UTC
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Post by Dean Dark
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Like anybody gives a crap about what you think. :-DDDDDDDDDDDD
It must be very comforting to live in an unintelligent, non-thinking
little world like you do. In some ways I envy you. Sometimes I think
it would be nice and easy to just give up and not think, like you do.
Breaking!!! You gave up a long time ago!!!!!!!! :-D
Dean Dark
2015-08-18 14:30:04 UTC
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Post by Dean Dark
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Like anybody gives a crap about what you think. :-DDDDDDDDDDDD
It must be very comforting to live in an unintelligent, non-thinking
little world like you do. In some ways I envy you. Sometimes I think
it would be nice and easy to just give up and not think, like you do.
Breaking!!! You gave up a long time ago!!!!!!!! :-D
Q.E.D.

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