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Two buddies
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Walcott
2015-05-29 16:06:38 UTC
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Two buddies, Tom and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in the world. Their entire adult lives, Tom and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they poured over every box score during the season. They went to sixty games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Tom passed away in his sleep after watching a Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Tom's voice from beyond.
"Tom is that you?" Earl asked. "Of course it's me," Tom replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-06-30 21:49:49 UTC
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Post by Walcott
Two buddies, Tom and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in the world. Their entire adult lives, Tom and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they poured over every box score during the season. They went to sixty games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Tom passed away in his sleep after watching a Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Tom's voice from beyond.
"Tom is that you?" Earl asked. "Of course it's me," Tom replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
Dean: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Maybe it's my prostate." :-D
Dean Dark
2015-07-01 11:53:50 UTC
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Dean: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Maybe it's my prostate." :-D
weheardthenews: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Everybody is
hoping that it's terminal syphilis."
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-01 15:29:36 UTC
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Dean: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Maybe it's my prostate." :-D
weheardthenews: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Everybody is
hoping that it's terminal syphilis."
Dean: "I'm on Mexico's 'Most Wanted' list. But it's not my fault. The boy said he was 18!" :-O
Dean Dark
2015-07-01 16:01:28 UTC
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Dean: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Maybe it's my prostate." :-D
weheardthenews: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Everybody is
hoping that it's terminal syphilis."
Dean: "I'm on Mexico's 'Most Wanted' list. But it's not my fault. The boy said he was 18!" :-O
You're definitely showing signs of the brain rot and madness that
comes with late-stage syphilis. It's fatal, I'm pleased to tell you.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-01 21:11:07 UTC
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Dean: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Maybe it's my prostate." :-D
weheardthenews: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Everybody is
hoping that it's terminal syphilis."
Dean: "I'm on Mexico's 'Most Wanted' list. But it's not my fault. The boy said he was 18!" :-O
You're definitely showing signs of the brain rot and madness that
comes with late-stage syphilis. It's fatal, I'm pleased to tell you.
Here's some more signs: What do you call it when an atheist drives his Cadillac off a cliff? A waste! Because a Cadillac can hold five!!! :-D
Dean Dark
2015-07-01 23:56:57 UTC
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Dean: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Maybe it's my prostate." :-D
weheardthenews: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Everybody is
hoping that it's terminal syphilis."
You're definitely showing signs of the brain rot and madness that
comes with late-stage syphilis. It's fatal, I'm pleased to tell you.
Here's some more signs: What do you call it when an atheist drives his Cadillac off a cliff? A waste! Because a Cadillac can hold five!!! :-D
You can't follow simple logic or a thread, can you, you witless cunt?

But that's about all we can expect from someone who apparently has all
the symptoms of late-stage syphilis.

Are you seeing a doctor about it? Let me tell you that even if you
are seeing a doctor and it's late-stage syphilis then it's pointless
and, like rabies, it's always fatal. Thankfully.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-02 11:58:10 UTC
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Dean: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Maybe it's my prostate." :-D
weheardthenews: "I've been dripping with desire lately. Everybody is
hoping that it's terminal syphilis."
You're definitely showing signs of the brain rot and madness that
comes with late-stage syphilis. It's fatal, I'm pleased to tell you.
Here's some more signs: What do you call it when an atheist drives his Cadillac off a cliff? A waste! Because a Cadillac can hold five!!! :-D
You can't follow simple logic or a thread, can you, you witless cunt?
But that's about all we can expect from someone who apparently has all
the symptoms of late-stage syphilis.
Are you seeing a doctor about it? Let me tell you that even if you
are seeing a doctor and it's late-stage syphilis then it's pointless
and, like rabies, it's always fatal. Thankfully.
Doctor: "Sir, you have Deanitis."

Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "You're an incurable asshole." :-DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dean Dark
2015-07-02 12:41:45 UTC
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Doctor: "Sir, you have Deanitis."
Dean: "Thank goodness! I was worried that it might be late-stage
syphilis, like weheardthenews has."

Doctor: "Weheardthenews told me that he thinks he got it from fucking
his grandmother."

Dean: "Really? He told me he got it from fucking a dead whore he
found in a cave."
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-02 15:29:26 UTC
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Doctor: "Sir, you have Deanitis."
Dean: "Thank goodness! I was worried that it might be late-stage
syphilis, like weheardthenews has."
Doctor: "Weheardthenews told me that he thinks he got it from fucking
his grandmother."
Dean: "Really? He told me he got it from fucking a dead whore he
found in a cave. You can imagine my shock and anger when it turned out to be my mother!!!" :-O
Dean Dark
2015-07-02 18:45:08 UTC
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Doctor: "Sir, you have Deanitis."
Dean: "Thank goodness! I was worried that it might be late-stage
syphilis, like weheardthenews has."
Doctor: "Weheardthenews told me that he thinks he got it from fucking
his grandmother."
Dean: "Really? He told me he got it from fucking a dead whore he
found in a cave. You can imagine his shock and anger when it turned
out to be his mother!!!" :-O
I guess I can drop my game to the eighth grade level for you.

It's all you seem to know, you witless cunt. It must have something
to do with living in a shit-hole like LA.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-02 20:38:29 UTC
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Doctor: "Sir, you have Deanitis."
Dean: "Thank goodness! I was worried that it might be late-stage
syphilis, like weheardthenews has."
Doctor: "Weheardthenews told me that he thinks he got it from fucking
his grandmother."
Dean: "Really? He told me he got it from fucking a dead whore he
found in a cave. You can imagine his shock and anger when it turned
out to be his mother!!!" :-O
I guess I can drop my game to the eighth grade level for you.
It's all you seem to know, you witless cunt. It must have something
to do with living in a shit-hole like LA.
Cockbreath Dean, all you've ever put out was eighth-grade material. Is that why you're not popular with women?
Dean Dark
2015-07-02 21:55:21 UTC
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Doctor: "Sir, you have Deanitis."
Dean: "Thank goodness! I was worried that it might be late-stage
syphilis, like weheardthenews has."
Doctor: "Weheardthenews told me that he thinks he got it from fucking
his grandmother."
Dean: "Really? He told me he got it from fucking a dead whore he
found in a cave. You can imagine his shock and anger when it turned
out to be his mother!!!" :-O
I guess I can drop my game to the eighth grade level for you.
It's all you seem to know, you witless cunt. It must have something
to do with living in a shit-hole like LA.
Cockbreath Dean, all you've ever put out was eighth-grade material. Is that why you're not popular with women?
Damn! You're completely unobservant, as well as being a witless cunt.
I guess that's what I deserve for trying to bring things down to your
level. Ah well. You live and learn.

And just to make it all worse, you live in LA! Man, I don't think you
could have more loserness about you, even if you tried very hard. Why
the fuck do you stay there? Pretty much anywhere is better than LA,
even Somalia or Liberia, or somewhere like that.

I really gotta find me a smarter and less scummy chew toy than you are
turning out to be ...
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-03 12:13:33 UTC
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Doctor: "Sir, you have Deanitis."
Dean: "Thank goodness! I was worried that it might be late-stage
syphilis, like weheardthenews has."
Doctor: "Weheardthenews told me that he thinks he got it from fucking
his grandmother."
Dean: "Really? He told me he got it from fucking a dead whore he
found in a cave. You can imagine his shock and anger when it turned
out to be his mother!!!" :-O
I guess I can drop my game to the eighth grade level for you.
It's all you seem to know, you witless cunt. It must have something
to do with living in a shit-hole like LA.
Cockbreath Dean, all you've ever put out was eighth-grade material. Is that why you're not popular with women?
Damn! You're completely unobservant, as well as being a witless cunt.
I guess that's what I deserve for trying to bring things down to your
level. Ah well. You live and learn.
And just to make it all worse, you live in LA! Man, I don't think you
could have more loserness about you, even if you tried very hard. Why
the fuck do you stay there? Pretty much anywhere is better than LA,
even Somalia or Liberia, or somewhere like that.
I really gotta find me a smarter and less scummy chew toy than you are
turning out to be ...
Is this your version of raising the white flag again? You were better at it before, but now you're too transparent. Perhaps it would be better not to say anything. :-)

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Dean: "Seems like everybody's been pooping in my mouth. BUT I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!" :-D
Dean Dark
2015-07-03 13:03:51 UTC
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Is this your version of raising the white flag again?
In your dreams.

Why did weheardthenews cross the road?

Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken.

I'll keep it at the eight grade level for you. I don't want to
embarrass you again with a joke that you won't understand, like I did
with the "I want to be shot into space" one. :-)
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-03 15:29:04 UTC
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Is this your version of raising the white flag again?
In your dreams.
Why did weheardthenews cross the road?
Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken.
I'll keep it at the eight grade level for you. I don't want to
embarrass you again with a joke that you won't understand, like I did
with the "I want to be shot into space" one. :-)
Are you still struggling to understand what you post? Blimey, that's a bad habit that is!

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Dean: "It's true, folk! Queen Lizzie wants to suck my cock! (Does that make me a celebrity?)" :-)
Dean Dark
2015-07-03 16:52:33 UTC
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Is this your version of raising the white flag again?
In your dreams.
Why did weheardthenews cross the road?
Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken.
I'll keep it at the eight grade level for you. I don't want to
embarrass you again with a joke that you won't understand, like I did
with the "I want to be shot into space" one. :-)
Are you still struggling to understand what you post? Blimey, that's a bad habit that is!
It's *you* that's struggling, you witless cunt, and it shows.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-03 20:40:55 UTC
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Is this your version of raising the white flag again?
In your dreams.
Why did weheardthenews cross the road?
Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken.
I'll keep it at the eight grade level for you. I don't want to
embarrass you again with a joke that you won't understand, like I did
with the "I want to be shot into space" one. :-)
Are you still struggling to understand what you post? Blimey, that's a bad habit that is!
It's *you* that's struggling, you witless cunt, and it shows.
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Instant Classic!

Cockbreath Dean: "Ted Kennedy drenched me with cheap bourbon and then he raped me! Otherwise how was your day?" :-O
Dean Dark
2015-07-03 21:45:57 UTC
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Is this your version of raising the white flag again?
In your dreams.
Why did weheardthenews cross the road?
Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken.
I'll keep it at the eight grade level for you. I don't want to
embarrass you again with a joke that you won't understand, like I did
with the "I want to be shot into space" one. :-)
Are you still struggling to understand what you post? Blimey, that's a bad habit that is!
It's *you* that's struggling, you witless cunt, and it shows.
Instant Classic!
Dream on, laddie. There's none so blind as those who cannot see.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-04 12:24:14 UTC
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Is this your version of raising the white flag again?
In your dreams.
Why did weheardthenews cross the road?
Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken.
I'll keep it at the eight grade level for you. I don't want to
embarrass you again with a joke that you won't understand, like I did
with the "I want to be shot into space" one. :-)
Are you still struggling to understand what you post? Blimey, that's a bad habit that is!
It's *you* that's struggling, you witless cunt, and it shows.
Instant Classic!
Dream on, laddie. There's none so blind as those who cannot see.
Dean: "I have a case of golf balls. It's just like tennis elbow." :-)
Dean Dark
2015-07-04 12:34:55 UTC
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Dream on, laddie. There's none so blind as those who cannot see.
Dean: "I have a case of golf balls. It's just like tennis elbow." :-)
Why don't you take your dick out of that chicken and go back to
school? Education is a part of attaining maturity, you know.

You could do it, even in a shit hole like LA. Damn, even Baltimore's
better than LA.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-04 15:40:52 UTC
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Dream on, laddie. There's none so blind as those who cannot see.
Dean: "I have a case of golf balls. It's just like tennis elbow." :-)
Why don't you take your dick out of that chicken and go back to
school? Education is a part of attaining maturity, you know.
You could do it, even in a shit hole like LA. Damn, even Baltimore's
better than LA.
Dean: "Little boys can deliver pizza. SO WHY DON'T THEY?????" :-)
Dean Dark
2015-07-04 22:02:20 UTC
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Dean: "Little boys can deliver pizza. SO WHY DON'T THEY?????" :-)
Weheardthenews: "You mean to fell me that Boyz II Men isn't a delivery
service? No wonder they don't return my calls.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-05 12:12:24 UTC
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Dean: "Little boys can deliver pizza. SO WHY DON'T THEY?????" :-)
Weheardthenews: "You mean to fell me that Boyz II Men isn't a delivery
service? No wonder they don't return my calls.
Another brick thrown up by Dean! Is it the valium?
Dean Dark
2015-07-05 13:40:06 UTC
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Dean: "Little boys can deliver pizza. SO WHY DON'T THEY?????" :-)
Weheardthenews: "You mean to fell me that Boyz II Men isn't a delivery
service? No wonder they don't return my calls.
Another brick thrown up by Dean! Is it the valium?
You think that not giving up is the same as winning, don't you, you
witless cunt? It's classic eighth-grade mentality, and you have it in
spades!
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-05 20:26:12 UTC
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Dean: "Little boys can deliver pizza. SO WHY DON'T THEY?????" :-)
Weheardthenews: "You mean to fell me that Boyz II Men isn't a delivery
service? No wonder they don't return my calls.
Another brick thrown up by Dean! Is it the valium?
You think that not giving up is the same as winning, don't you, you
witless cunt? It's classic eighth-grade mentality, and you have it in
spades!
Cockbreath Dean, putting a spin on everything doesn't make you a winner. It means you're full of crap. Try laxatives. :-D
Dean Dark
2015-07-06 09:50:30 UTC
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Dean: "Little boys can deliver pizza. SO WHY DON'T THEY?????" :-)
Weheardthenews: "You mean to fell me that Boyz II Men isn't a delivery
service? No wonder they don't return my calls.
Another brick thrown up by Dean! Is it the valium?
You think that not giving up is the same as winning, don't you, you
witless cunt? It's classic eighth-grade mentality, and you have it in
spades!
Cockbreath Dean, putting a spin on everything doesn't make you a winner. It means you're full of crap. Try laxatives. :-D
Q.E.D!
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-07-06 15:30:31 UTC
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Dean: "Little boys can deliver pizza. SO WHY DON'T THEY?????" :-)
Weheardthenews: "You mean to fell me that Boyz II Men isn't a delivery
service? No wonder they don't return my calls.
Another brick thrown up by Dean! Is it the valium?
You think that not giving up is the same as winning, don't you, you
witless cunt? It's classic eighth-grade mentality, and you have it in
spades!
Cockbreath Dean, putting a spin on everything doesn't make you a winner. It means you're full of crap. Try laxatives. :-D
Q.E.D!
Dean: "If Michelle gets shot, that would mean one hoedown!" :-)
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