Steve Irwin Jokes

[dingo]

Q: How many croc hunters does it take to capture a sting-ray?
A: Apparently more than one.

Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo is now serving Sting Ray...
It's Expensive, but Steve reckons "It's to die for!"

In a recent interview Steve Irwin was asked what his favourite TV
programme was. "Thunderbirds", he replied, "But Stingray will always
have a special place in my heart."

Guess who's singing at Steve Irwin's funeral?
Sting.

Steve's favorite sunglasses?
Ray Bans.

Steve Irwin may have married Terri, but he always had a place in his
heart for Barb.

Who else sung at Steve Irwin's funeral?
Barb-ara Streisand.

Why did Steve Irwin refuse to wear sunscreen?
He wanted to catch some killer rays.

Q: Why is Trudie Styler like Steve Irwin?
A: Both have been penetrated by Sting.

What did the crocodile say to the stingray?
Thank you stingray.

Why did they recall Steve Irwin's line of sunblock?
It didn't protect against deadly rays.

What network will be hosting his re-runs?
Spike.

What's the last thing Steve Irwin ever said?
'She's feisty'

Did you hear that Steve Irwin died like he lived?
With animals in his heart.

What does Steve Irwin and Australia have in common?
They're both buried down under.

They called a meeting at the Australia Zoo....Steve Irwin has something
to get off his chest.

How did Steve Irwin die?
He had a heart attacked...

Maybe Steve Irwin should have been wearing his Ray Bans!

Steve Irwin isn't the first person to be brought down by something with
flaps that smells like fish!

After Steve Irwin's death we discovered Terri Irwin is pregnant. If it's
a boy she'll name him Ray and if it's a girl she'll name her Barb!

What did Steve Irwin say when he pulled the stingray barb from his chest?
...CROAKY!!!!!

How many respected biologists have been killed by stingrays?
None.

What does Steve Irwin and a pile of manure have in common?
They both support the environment when they're deep in the ground.

What made Steve Irwin so funny?
He died.

Good old Steve he knew the way to crocodiles heart, but then again so
did that stingray!

What's the difference between the Croc Hunter and Princess Di?
He brought his own camera crew.


Steve Irwin Facts:

http://tinyurl.com/pl292


New Steve Irwin Doll:

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Picard Remembers Steve Irwin:

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Animal Kingdom on the Steve Irwin Tragedy:

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Stingray mugshot:

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Steve Irwin Moves Japan To Tears:

http://tinyurl.com/rr979


Steve Irwin will rise again:

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[AllanW]

Post by dingo
...

Obviously, you have the right to post jokes that you find funny but I
do not.
(Even if I thought I could be elected to the position of "one true
judge of humor," I wouldn't run.)

BUT...

I STRONGLY suspect that even someone who would find one or two of these
jokes funny, would find the collection to be conflicting, redundant,
and boring.

Post by dingo
Why did Steve Irwin refuse to wear sunscreen?
He wanted to catch some killer rays.

...and...

Post by dingo
Why did they recall Steve Irwin's line of sunblock?
It didn't protect against deadly rays.

Aren't these exactly opposite of each other?

Post by dingo
In a recent interview Steve Irwin was asked what his favourite TV
programme was. "Thunderbirds", he replied, "But Stingray will always
have a special place in my heart."
Steve's favorite sunglasses?
Ray Bans.
Why did Steve Irwin refuse to wear sunscreen?
He wanted to catch some killer rays.
Why did they recall Steve Irwin's line of sunblock?
It didn't protect against deadly rays.
Maybe Steve Irwin should have been wearing his Ray Bans!
After Steve Irwin's death we discovered Terri Irwin is pregnant. If it's
a boy she'll name him Ray and if it's a girl she'll name her Barb!

In each case, the "punchline" is that we somehow managed to use the
word "ray"... isn't that EXTREMELY redundant? Why not just say it this
way:
Ray!
Ray!
Ray!
Ray!
Ray!
Ray!
Ray!
Ray!
...No, I don't think that's funny... but then, neither is the original
version... or am I missing something?

Similar comments would apply to all of the "jokes" with the word
"sting" or "barb" in the punchline... and that covers darn near all of
'em.


Just my 2 cents. But hey, Dingo, good luck with that stand-up career.

[Shopdog]

Anyone that would post such appalling "jokes" is an arse. Why must people
make a mockery of this man, maybe its because they are jealous of him being
such a huge MAN in every sense of the word, he simply adored his family, he
anguished over the animals and he put his every breath into his cause. There
is not enough MEN like him in this world, and I for one respect him and his
memory.


Searcher

[Julie]

Post by Shopdog
Anyone that would post such appalling "jokes" is an arse. Why must people
make a mockery of this man, maybe its because they are jealous of him being
such a huge MAN in every sense of the word, he simply adored his family, he
anguished over the animals and he put his every breath into his cause. There
is not enough MEN like him in this world, and I for one respect him and his
memory.
Searcher

What you say is true, but we all need to laugh at fatal events. It
eases the appalling sadness.

Never be afraid to make light of tragedy. It strengthens us.

Julie

[KenStahl]

Post by Julie

Post by Shopdog
Anyone that would post such appalling "jokes" is an arse. Why must people
make a mockery of this man, maybe its because they are jealous of him being
such a huge MAN in every sense of the word, he simply adored his family, he
anguished over the animals and he put his every breath into his cause. There
is not enough MEN like him in this world, and I for one respect him and his
memory.
Searcher

What you say is true, but we all need to laugh at fatal events. It
eases the appalling sadness.
Never be afraid to make light of tragedy. It strengthens us.
Julie

True. The people in the towers all had pancakes for breakfast.

[swarvegorilla]

Post by KenStahl

Post by Julie

Post by Shopdog
Anyone that would post such appalling "jokes" is an arse. Why must people
make a mockery of this man, maybe its because they are jealous of him being
such a huge MAN in every sense of the word, he simply adored his family, he
anguished over the animals and he put his every breath into his cause. There
is not enough MEN like him in this world, and I for one respect him and his
memory.
Searcher

What you say is true, but we all need to laugh at fatal events. It
eases the appalling sadness.
Never be afraid to make light of tragedy. It strengthens us.
Julie

True. The people in the towers all had pancakes for breakfast.
--
If you can't be the flame, don't be the moth.

and these 2 Islamic extremists walk into a bar.
boom boom