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weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-20 20:45:34 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
Dean Dark
2015-08-21 09:39:40 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.

But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-21 20:39:24 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.
But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
Cockbreath Dean: "I can't perform in bed like I used to. That's the bad news. The worse news is that I was never a stud to begin with." :-DDD
Dean Dark
2015-08-21 23:38:06 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.
But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
Cockbreath Dean: "I can't
I should have been more explicit. When I said that your mother would
pick her syphilitic cunt scabs off for an extra $5, I meant that the
extra $5 she takes to do that is Mexican pesos, not US dollars. But
seeing as you are in LA then you probably already knew that, right?

Sorry for any confusion.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-22 12:28:35 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.
But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
Cockbreath Dean: "I can't
I should have been more explicit. When I said that my mother would
pick her syphilitic cunt scabs off for an extra $5, I meant that the
extra $5 she takes to do that is Mexican pesos, not US dollars. But
seeing as you are in LA then you probably already knew that, right?
Sorry for any confusion.
Don't mention it. :-D
Dean Dark
2015-08-23 02:39:47 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.
But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
Cockbreath Dean: "I can't
I should have been more explicit. When I said that my mother would
pick her syphilitic cunt scabs off for an extra $5, I meant that the
extra $5 she takes to do that is Mexican pesos, not US dollars. But
seeing as you are in LA then you probably already knew that, right?
Sorry for any confusion.
Don't mention it. :-D
Oh, just one more thing. Tell your mom that she still owes my dog
change.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-23 12:15:58 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.
But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
Cockbreath Dean: "I can't
I should have been more explicit. When I said that my mother would
pick her syphilitic cunt scabs off for an extra $5, I meant that the
extra $5 she takes to do that is Mexican pesos, not US dollars. But
seeing as you are in LA then you probably already knew that, right?
Sorry for any confusion.
Don't mention it. :-D
Oh, just one more thing. I told my mom that she still owes my dog
change.
Okay, if you say so. :-DDD

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Dean: "Be sure to see my new movie, 'Suppose They Gave A War And Only Cocksuckers Showed Up.'" :-)
Dean Dark
2015-08-23 15:51:57 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.
But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
Cockbreath Dean: "I can't
I should have been more explicit. When I said that your mother would
pick her syphilitic cunt scabs off for an extra $5, I meant that the
extra $5 she takes to do that is Mexican pesos, not US dollars. But
seeing as you are in LA then you probably already knew that, right?
Sorry for any confusion.
Don't mention it. :-D
Oh, just one more thing. Tell your mom that she still owes my dog
change.
Okay, if you say so. :-DDD
Nothing better than your usual limited eighth grade stuff, then?

What a witless cunt you are.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-23 20:46:01 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.
But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
Cockbreath Dean: "I can't
I should have been more explicit. When I said that your mother would
pick her syphilitic cunt scabs off for an extra $5, I meant that the
extra $5 she takes to do that is Mexican pesos, not US dollars. But
seeing as you are in LA then you probably already knew that, right?
Sorry for any confusion.
Don't mention it. :-D
Oh, just one more thing. Tell your mom that she still owes my dog
change.
Okay, if you say so. :-DDD
Nothing better than your usual limited eighth grade stuff, then?
What a witless cunt you are.
Cockbreath Dean: "Be sure to catch another movie of mine, 'The Cocksuckcist!' It's about a fag demon terrorizing a small boy in West Hollywood, and I'm the demon!!!" :-DDD
Dean Dark
2015-08-23 23:45:12 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.
But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
Cockbreath Dean: "I can't
I should have been more explicit. When I said that your mother would
pick her syphilitic cunt scabs off for an extra $5, I meant that the
extra $5 she takes to do that is Mexican pesos, not US dollars. But
seeing as you are in LA then you probably already knew that, right?
Sorry for any confusion.
Don't mention it. :-D
Oh, just one more thing. Tell your mom that she still owes my dog
change.
Okay, if you say so. :-DDD
Nothing better than your usual limited eighth grade stuff, then?
What a witless cunt you are.
Cockbreath Dean: "Be sure to catch another movie of mine,
Q.E.D.

I don't know why I bother. It must be because I get some sort of
perverse pleasure from continually tormenting witless cunts.
weheardthenews@aol.com
2015-08-24 12:14:28 UTC
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Dean: "I once did it with a guy who had hemorrhoids. He called them 'speed bumps.'" :-D
No, you fool. "Speed bumps" are the syphilis scabs in your mother's
cunt.
But, for an extra $5 she'll pick the scabs off and make it all nice
and smooth for a day or so.
Cockbreath Dean: "I can't
I should have been more explicit. When I said that your mother would
pick her syphilitic cunt scabs off for an extra $5, I meant that the
extra $5 she takes to do that is Mexican pesos, not US dollars. But
seeing as you are in LA then you probably already knew that, right?
Sorry for any confusion.
Don't mention it. :-D
Oh, just one more thing. Tell your mom that she still owes my dog
change.
Okay, if you say so. :-DDD
Nothing better than your usual limited eighth grade stuff, then?
What a witless cunt you are.
Cockbreath Dean: "Be sure to catch another movie of mine,
Q.E.D.
I don't know.
What else is new?

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Cockbreath Dean: "Hey kids! I have another movie that's coming out soon. '2001: A Cocksucker's Odyssey.' Yep, I star in it!" :-D
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