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-- The Day at the Zoo

(c) 2016 Dolf Leendert Boek, Revision: 31 May, 2016

Jebus (Atheist): "Morning dolphin.

What will be the delusions du jour today?"

dolf: "Jebus, you haven't yet commented on your Kook Award Nomination
for the month of May:

"The Atheist Jebus' Act of Fellatio on God!"

God help me!"

SEE ALSO: "It's Time Cardinal George Pell Publicly Repented For His
Multiple Acts of Treason Against Australian Citizens"

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https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=457222657804909&id=100005515364934

Jebus: "Sorry, I forgot to comment. I loved it, to be honest :)

I don't know where you get the drive or time to create these screeds,
but they are entertaining in their own way.

Do you think god would dig it if I felched him?"

dolf: "That is a fair question, because even I have been similarly asked
that by some douchebags."

Duke (Catholic) Earl Weber: "You sound like you *licked* *Hitler's* *ass*."

BJ Foster (Atheist): "No, too vague and brief. How about some DETAIL?

Everyone but you knows the answer to that.

Now go back to rimming Hitler's sphincter."

Nadegda (nad318b404): "And now you're stutter frothing, just like Fakey
was right before I made him take a one-day sabbatical, something no
kookologist had ever managed to do to him before.

[snicker]"

dolf: "Welcome back BJ Foster, I thought they'd put you into a
psych-ward for the criminally insane--a little dank windowless room with
just cockroaches to eat.

And left you there.

I may have licked (ie. [informal] overcome a person or problem
decisively; beat or thrash someone; lick someone/thing down) Hitler, but
not his arse."

Skeet DoW #420 (***@kooks): "ABOUT THE [SLAP]

Say Wot?"

Colonel (Atheist) Burke: "LOL Nice slap!"

dolf: "Needs be, what kneads does... [slap back]"

KNEADS:
- work moistened flour or clay into dough or paste with the hands
- Expression: "Needs be, what kneads does" as similar to "You are putty
in my hands" meaning: be easily manipulated or dominated by someone

NEMO (Evolved Monkey's Brain): "Do YOU run thru the forests of hair on
HIS chest?

Apes are hairy, KKKowloon (ie. Klimate Katastrophe Kooks). Every body
knows. Humans have evolved from that. LOL OK."

dolf: "As I have previously said: that my cautioning you about the
gravitas of your actions is clearly understood by you.

I'm not dealing with an infant at play: 'cat-toy' or '****@ck*-*toy*' as
some would misconstrue it.

But that you are sufficiently competent to understand the consequences
and culpability of your public actions as conduct and statements."

Buzzard (***@kooks): "There's a man with a gun over there -->"

Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth 1967

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Colonel (Atheist) Burke: "Harambe, a 17-year-old gorilla at the
Cincinnati Zoo g[e]ts shot.

So? Ain't that just the same as shootin' a nigger in that Chicago
Ghetto-Zoo? Think about it.

It's wot the cops should be doin' more of to them niggas. LOL'"

HEIRONYMOUS-707: "Was I supposed to read that? Sorry."

Checkmate DoW #1 (***@The.Edge): "Isn't that a fantastic
story, though?

Further proof that this guy's got a few loose screws. He should be
writing movies for Sylvester Stallone."

Kensi (kooks): "[Snip giant recap of recent activity in AUK, focused
mostly on myself and Nadegda]

You a ko0k, or maybe an aspie (ie. Asperger's syndrome) trying to make
some sort of sense and impose some sort of order on the ferment of chaos
known as AUK?

Oh, wait, you're the one who repeatedly made remarks to Nadegda
reminiscent of Trump's to Megyn Kelly.

Either you're a kOok or you're both. :P"

dolf: "No that was just me using you as a *menstrual* rag, in being
undeserving of *grace* that you are--whilst showing respect to all the
fallen soldiers:

The term '*filthy rags*' in [Isaiah 64:4-9 (KJV)] below actually means
'*menstrual* *rags*.

Whorish and dogs that you are, are also Biblical terms--get use to it:
"And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every
man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning
and the end, the first and the last.

Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to
the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

For without are *dogs*, and *sorcerers*, and *whoremongers* (ie. a
person who has dealings with prostitutes, especially a sexually
promiscuous man), and *murderers*, and *idolaters*, and *whosoever*
*loveth* *and* *maketh* *a* *lie*.

I Jesus {savior; deliverer} have sent mine angel to testify unto you
these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David
{well-beloved, dear}, and the bright and morning star.' [Revelation
22:12-16 (KJV)]

I have no mental dysfunction which ought to then give you the grounds
for your hatred of me: "Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress
him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt." [Exodus 22:21 (KJV)]

I'm entitled to use my God given gifts, by any lawful means, to defend
myself from your unreasoned, gnashing and gnarly attacks of me and my
quietude: "For since the beginning of the world men have not heard nor
perceived by the ear, neither hath the eye seen, O God, beside thee,
what he hath prepared for him that waiteth on him.

Thou meetest him that rejoiceth and worketh righteousness, those that
remember thee in thy ways: behold, thou art wroth; for we have sinned:
in those is continuance, and we shall be saved.

But we are all as *an* *unclean* *thing*, and all our righteousness are
as *filthy* *rags*; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities,
like the wind, have taken us away.

And there is none that calleth upon thy name, that stirreth up himself
to take hold of thee: for thou hast hid thy face from us, and hast
consumed us, because of our iniquities.

But now O LORD, thou art our father; we are the clay, and thou art our
potter; and we all are the work of thy hand.

Be not wroth very sore O LORD, neither remember iniquity for ever:
behold, see, we beseech thee, we are thy people." [Isaiah 64:4-9 (KJV)]

HIERONYMOUS-707: "Wow. That's amazing. My mom's name is *Grace*. I'm a
veteran myself, a volunteer chaplain at the VA.

They're short staffed.

We're having a special Memorial Day service this morning at 9:30am at
the Interfaith Chapel.

I prepared a few words."

dolf: "I own the HOMOIOS Theory of Number as paradigm which some
consider to be the image and similitude of the Divine (Godhead) mind.
By which, I can consult it as one would an oracle.

It allows me, to measure your words and the worth of your soul from the
Scriptures...

Nous: #15
Time:
Date: 2016.5.30
Torah: #40 #2 #5 %81 = #47
Dao: Mastering Guiding Discourse, Revealers of Virtue
Tetra: #1 - Centre
I-Ching:H61 - Inner Truth

Latin: Solus {Alone; Eternal God} Alt: Lakbel {Journey in the Circuit of
God} {
1. HELPS IN CONSOLATION AND THOSE WHO WISH TO HAVE CHILDREN
2. MORALS
3. RELIGION & PIETY
4. Smat
} Partial Solar Eclipse 25 December 2000

Eliud {God is my praise}

SUPER (MALE) IDEA: #378

#8, #300, #20, #10, #40 - chashok (H2823): 1) obscure, insignificant, low;

"Seest thou a man diligent in his business? He shall stand before kings;
he shall not stand before mean {chashok-mean [H2823]: #378} men."
[Proverbs 22:29]

EGO (FEMALE) IDEA: #302

#6, #10, #60, #20, #200, #6 - cakar (H5534): 1) to shut up, stop up; 1a)
(Niphal) to be stopped, be shut up; 1b) (Piel) to shut up, give over;

"But the king shall rejoice in God; every one that sweareth by him shall
glory: but the mouth of them that speak lies shall be stopped
{cakar-stopped [H5534]: #302}." [Psalm 63:11]

"He that is so impoverished that he hath no oblation (ie. a thing
presented or offered to God or a god; [Christian Church] the
presentation of bread and wine to God in the Eucharist) chooseth a tree
that will not rot; he seeketh unto him a cunning workman to prepare a
graven image, that shall not be moved." [Isaiah 40:20]

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HIERONYMOUS-707: "Writing is writing, like right here. You see?
Sometimes it rhymes in my ear when I pee and poop. That's the scoop, all
the news you can use pertaining quite plainly to personal views of toilets.

Don't spoil it, or question the word of someone who's come here to flush
their own turd.

Kawhoosh! Cut it loose. Watch it spiral and spin. No belt. Now I'm
svelte, and I'm feeling quite thin!"

dolf: "You'll see from my comment just prior, that I am able to measure
your words and weigh your soul by them..."

HIERONYMOUS-707: "Shhh. Quiet thoughts...

May I whisper in your ear a word without a want, or fear of hearing any
repercussions stemming from our brief discussions?

Stemming from this poet's tree, a leaf. So, briefly, blessed be its
fruit. My suit is black, and collar white.

So write, or give a holler if a gift of presence needed has you ranting. P

lant this seed. Did soft thoughts rain? I plainly mean nothing untoward
your screen."

dolf: "Be troubled."

HIERONYMOUS-707: "Troubled: Thusly this is posted in deference to said
preference, confirming the position in which I find myself here now,
somewhere else entirely relative to both you and to where I was back
then, and can never return.

Woe is me, see."

dolf: "Stop babbling."

HIERONYMOUS: "Make up my mind."

Sn!pe: "Hooray, it's the dolf and Hieronymous show !

[fetches beer and pretzels]"

Colonel (Atheist) Burke: "Yer momma gimmie good head little feller. LOL"

HIERONYMOUS-707: "My momma's almost eighty years old, but still has her
own teeth, so you better be careful where you stick that thing."

dolf: "I have bestowed enough words on you...

And there is nothing more as fraternity between us--you are contemptible."

HIERONYMOUS-707: "Happy now? LOL!

Jesus says you're welcome to presume the worst of me, since His Will is
all I do through verse and poetry."

dolf: "Your Jesus is not my Jesus.

You are contemptible."

HIERONYMOUS-707: "I tell you Jesus has my ear.

His voice is in my throat, and every word I've posted here are His by
direct quote."

dolf: "Every vain word you can give me a determination of your soul..."

HIERONYMOUS-707: "Vanity, O Vanity!

Insanity in verse! I cannot say, right here, today, which verse inversed
is worse!

Of one thing I'm sure, and of this there is no doubt.

Between us, I am confident we can figure this thing out!"

dolf: "There must be two Jesus in the room."

Vallor (***@cultnix.org: "I think you two could have an interesting
conversation, if you'd stop thumping your chests for the nonce."

HIERONYMOUS-707: "I watched a soldier disappear, while I was there, like
there was here. Here I sit, and write of soldiers disappearing, heads
from shoulders.

Soldier on, I heard him whisper from a distance close as this, for I
watched a soldier disappear while I was there, like there was here.

On what, I asked him, should I soldier here? I'm clearly getting older
watching soldiers in despair while I sit here, like here was there.

This is where he disappeared, see. So you know my mission clearly. I
watch old soldiers disappear while I sit there like they're right here."

dolf: "Let your drowsiness continue... As you turn to your grave."

*Skeet* DoW #420 (kooks): "Hey Dolf, Kinda like golf huh?

Anyway I was wondering, do you like *monkeys*?

I like [th]em. At the zoo, I never leave the *monkey* jungle. I
especially like the ones th[at] bang the cymb[a]ls and jump up and down.

I just laff (ie. laugh) and laff.

W[h]at say you?"

Checkmate DoW #1 (***@The.Edge): "Are you talking about the
fez monkeys that always hang out with organ-grinders like Greg?"

*Skeet* DoW #420 (kooks): "Unless you're going to be civil and join a
discussion on primates and fuzzy munkeys...then well you can just ***@CK
YOUR OWN ASS!"

dolf: "Who is the dildo (ie. [vulgar slang] a stupid or ridiculous
person) here?

So ***@ck you!

Hey *monkey* brains: Ebola or AIDS?"

*Skeet* DoW #420 (kooks): "Is that the name of your *monkeys*? Cute
names. W[h]at kinda *monkeys* are they?

I like Chimps and the little fuzzy ones that throw shit at ya.

We already had this discussion."

dolf: "Either way, you are as dense as bush meat..."

*Skeet* DoW #420 (kooks): "Time to put on my *beer* *goggles*.

What bush? What kinda meat again? Cus (ie. because) bush meat sound's
tasty enough for me.

There's not one mention of *monkeys* in all that screed. *Monkey* Man!

That's where it is [at]."

dolf: "Watch out for the revenge of the mosquitoes!"

*Skeet* DoW #420 (kooks): "Little bastards don't bother me. I wonder if
*monkeys* like *skeeters* (ie. mosquitoes)?"

dolf: "Well, my little *skeet*[er] (ie. mosquito) DoW #420, why don't
you spread your viral gospel of Zikai (ie. a disciple of Confucius born
540 BC) throughout the world.

*Skeet* DoW #420 (kooks): "Still no *monkey* talk?

You ungrateful prick."

dolf: "And he said unto them, 'Go ye into all the world, and preach the
gospel to every creature.

He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth
not shall be damned.

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name they shall
speak with new tongues ...'

So then after the Lord had spoke unto them, he was received up into
Heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.

And they went forth, and preached every where, the Lord working with
them, and confirming the word with signs following. Amen." [Mark
16:15-17; 19-20 (KJV)]

"For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same
Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.

For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed?

And how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard?

And how shall they hear without a preacher?

And how shall they preach, except they be sent?

As it is written, 'How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the
gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things!'

But they have not all obeyed the gospel. For Esaias {the salvation of
the Lord} saith, 'Lord, who hath believed our report?'

So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.

But I say. 'Have you not heard?'

Yes verily, their sound went into all the earth, and their words unto
the ends of the world.

But I say, 'Did not Israel {who prevails with God} know?'

First Moses {taken out; drawn forth} saith, 'I will provoke you to
jealousy by them that are no people, and by a foolish nation will I
anger you.'

But Essias {the salvation of the Lord} is very bold, and saith, 'I was
found of them that sought me not; I was made manifest unto them that
asked not after me.'

But to Israel {who prevails with God} he saith, 'All day long I have
stretched forth my hands unto a disobedient and gainsaying (ie. deny or
contradict a fact or statement; speak against or oppose someone)
people.'" [Romans 10:12-21 (KJV)]

*Skeet* DoW #420 (kooks): "And still no *monkeys*. Be gone with
you...selfish bastard."

% (PERSENT): "He's an Aussie, nuff said."

Nadegda (nad318b404): "One that almost makes Murphy look sane.

After reading today's fresh layers of screed lava I've decided to enter
dolf into the running for '72 Raisins' and 'Kook of the Month' as well
as that 'Laki'."

% (PERSENT): "And it's been vetoed."

*Skeet* DoW #420 (kooks): "Oh yea, they got no *monkeys* over there down
under."

dolf: "Only in zoos."

Checkmate DoW #1 (***@The.Edge): "I never believe anything
Nuff says."

dolf: "You ungrateful bastard son of an American bitch (ie. a female
dog; [informal] a spiteful or unpleasant woman; [informal] a person who
is completely subservient to another; a difficult or unpleasant
situation or thing; make spitefully critical comments]

You owe your eternal souls to us!"

% (PERSENT): "I'm not an American"

dolf: "That comment was directed to the *sheeters* (ie. mosquitoes) as
the lunatic fringe who are now on edge."

% (PERSENT): "I'm kill-filing him right now."

dolf: "Do you really think such absurd things?

It's time to cue the X-Files Theme Song (With Lyrics!) - Loot Crate
January 2016 Theme Video ...

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This month's theme is INVASION!

So, we brought in everyone's favorite alien investigators and gave
parody lyrics to the ever spooky The X-Files Theme Song!"

% (PERSENT): "You have to risk it to get the biscuit."

dolf: "Yours is a wet biscuit."

JANITHOR: "How are the awards going?"

- dolf

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Initial Post: 30 May, 2016 (Memorial Day)
And now you're stutterfrothing, just like Fakey was right before I made
him take a one-day sabbatical, something no kookologist had ever managed
to do to him before.
<snicker>
Nadegda
2016-05-30 21:15:31 UTC
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-- The Day at the Zoo
Aww, look who followed me into afc like a lost kitten. :)
alt.fan.cyberchicken,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.jokes,alt.ozdebate.jokes,alt.politics.homosexuality

And he's invited all his kooky friends.

That wanna-be netkkkop Tr!pe's gonna shit a brick when he sees this.

<snicker>

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