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Philly Cheese Steak Burgers. End Of Story.
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w***@aol.com
2007-01-24 22:07:17 UTC
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Dateline: Pennsylvania.

Eight Turkish sailors, marooned aboard their ship in waters off
Philadelphia for several months because they had no visas, have
returned home after passing the time playing ping-pong and visiting the
local delis, getting their fill of cheese steak sandwiches.

The sailors were glad to finally be back home, but they had to sell
their cars because they could no longer fit into them.
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-25 00:05:49 UTC
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Post by w***@aol.com
Dateline: Pennsylvania.
Eight Turkish sailors, marooned aboard their ship in waters off
Philadelphia for several months because they had no visas, have
returned home after passing the time playing ping-pong and visiting the
local delis, getting their fill of cheese steak sandwiches.
The sailors were glad to finally be back home, but they had to sell
their cars because they could no longer fit into them.
Just goes to show ya what too much ping pong can do to you.
nemo
2007-01-25 01:55:52 UTC
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Post by w***@aol.com
Dateline: Pennsylvania.
Eight Turkish sailors, marooned aboard their ship in waters off
Philadelphia for several months because they had no visas, have
returned home after passing the time playing ping-pong and visiting the
local delis, getting their fill of cheese steak sandwiches.
The sailors were glad to finally be back home, but they had to sell
their cars because they could no longer fit into them.
Flippin ek! mek!
Phil
2007-01-25 06:06:40 UTC
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Post by w***@aol.com
Dateline: Pennsylvania.
Eight Turkish sailors, marooned aboard their ship in waters off
Philadelphia for several months because they had no visas, have
returned home after passing the time playing ping-pong and visiting the
local delis, getting their fill of cheese steak sandwiches.
Had to be picky but how did they visit the delis if they had no visas to go
ashore ?
ynotssor
2007-01-25 06:23:03 UTC
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Eight Turkish sailors, marooned aboard their ship in waters off
Philadelphia for several months because they had no visas, have
returned home after passing the time playing ping-pong and visiting
the local delis, getting their fill of cheese steak sandwiches.
Had to be picky but how did they visit the delis if they had no
visas to go ashore ?
They phoned for delivery?
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-25 16:56:56 UTC
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Post by Phil
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Eight Turkish sailors, marooned aboard their ship in waters off
Philadelphia for several months because they had no visas, have
returned home after passing the time playing ping-pong and visiting
the local delis, getting their fill of cheese steak sandwiches.
Had to be picky but how did they visit the delis if they had no
visas to go ashore ?
They phoned for delivery?
Obviously they sneaked ashore disguised as foreigners that
could barely speak english.
ynotssor
2007-01-25 20:22:37 UTC
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Post by Fletis Humplebacker
Post by ynotssor
Post by Phil
Had to be picky but how did they visit the delis if they had no
visas to go ashore ?
They phoned for delivery?
Obviously they sneaked ashore disguised as foreigners that
could barely speak english.
Turks would be easy to spot, though ... they eat the instant coffee right
out of the little foil packets.
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-25 22:29:39 UTC
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Post by Fletis Humplebacker
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Post by Phil
Had to be picky but how did they visit the delis if they had no
visas to go ashore ?
They phoned for delivery?
Obviously they sneaked ashore disguised as foreigners that
could barely speak english.
Turks would be easy to spot, though ... they eat the instant coffee right
out of the little foil packets.
And then what? They sip hot water and suck on a tit? Oh, no.
I'M A TURK!
Greg Evans
2007-01-25 22:42:32 UTC
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Post by Fletis Humplebacker
I'M A TURK!
Not bad, you're only short by two letters.
peachy ashie passion
2007-01-26 00:43:32 UTC
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Post by Greg Evans
Post by Fletis Humplebacker
I'M A TURK!
Not bad, you're only short by two letters.
Oh. I was thinking he was off by one.
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-26 16:28:50 UTC
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Post by peachy ashie passion
Post by Greg Evans
Post by Fletis Humplebacker
I'M A TURK!
Not bad, you're only short by two letters.
Oh. I was thinking he was off by one.
Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
Greg Evans
2007-01-26 17:04:31 UTC
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Oh. I was thinking he was off by one.
Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
Funny - I can only see one. But to its credit, it does seem to be
quite an emphatic digit indeed.
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-26 18:26:50 UTC
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Oh. I was thinking he was off by one.
Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
Funny - I can only see one. But to its credit, it does seem to be
quite an emphatic digit indeed.
They don't call me Tripod for no reason.
MosNot
2007-01-26 18:33:28 UTC
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Oh. I was thinking he was off by one.
Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
Funny - I can only see one. But to its credit, it does seem to be quite
an emphatic digit indeed.
They don't call me Tripod for no reason.
You poor guy, you have no legs !
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-26 23:31:30 UTC
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Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
Funny - I can only see one. But to its credit, it does seem to be quite
an emphatic digit indeed.
They don't call me Tripod for no reason.
You poor guy, you have no legs !
No, I am Tripod ! A guy in the ocean with no legs is Bob.
A Mexican gal with no legs is Contsuelo.
Greg Evans
2007-01-26 20:54:43 UTC
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Post by Fletis Humplebacker
They don't call me Tripod for no reason.
So there *is* a reason they don't call you that?
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-26 23:23:09 UTC
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They don't call me Tripod for no reason.
So there *is* a reason they don't call you that?
Two negatives make a positive. Didn't you take trig?
Greg Evans
2007-01-26 23:26:18 UTC
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Didn't you take trig?
Yeah, but I couldn't use it anywhere so I gave it back.
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-27 13:03:17 UTC
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Post by Greg Evans
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Didn't you take trig?
Yeah, but I couldn't use it anywhere so I gave it back.
I couldn't balance my checkbook without it.
Greg Evans
2007-01-27 14:00:44 UTC
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Didn't you take trig?
Yeah, but I couldn't use it anywhere so I gave it back.
I couldn't balance my checkbook without it.
You must have very odd-shaped money.
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-27 18:43:43 UTC
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Post by Greg Evans
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Didn't you take trig?
Yeah, but I couldn't use it anywhere so I gave it back.
I couldn't balance my checkbook without it.
You must have very odd-shaped money.
No, but you should see the checkbook.
ynotssor
2007-01-27 19:08:53 UTC
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Didn't you take trig?
Yeah, but I couldn't use it anywhere so I gave it back.
I couldn't balance my checkbook without it.
Just sine here, please.
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-28 01:29:36 UTC
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Post by Greg Evans
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Didn't you take trig?
Yeah, but I couldn't use it anywhere so I gave it back.
I couldn't balance my checkbook without it.
Just sine here, please.
Did you mean sing? I fell for that too often, tired
of being thrown out of bars.
peachy ashie passion
2007-01-26 23:54:15 UTC
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Post by Fletis Humplebacker
Post by peachy ashie passion
Post by Greg Evans
Post by Fletis Humplebacker
I'M A TURK!
Not bad, you're only short by two letters.
Oh. I was thinking he was off by one.
Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
ooh, promises promises.
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-27 13:05:48 UTC
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Post by peachy ashie passion
Post by Fletis Humplebacker
Post by peachy ashie passion
Post by Greg Evans
Post by Fletis Humplebacker
I'M A TURK!
Not bad, you're only short by two letters.
Oh. I was thinking he was off by one.
Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
ooh, promises promises.
The offer is extended only on the don't ask don't tell policy.
peachy ashie passion
2007-01-27 20:05:43 UTC
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Post by Fletis Humplebacker
Post by peachy ashie passion
Post by Fletis Humplebacker
Post by peachy ashie passion
Post by Greg Evans
Post by Fletis Humplebacker
I'M A TURK!
Not bad, you're only short by two letters.
Oh. I was thinking he was off by one.
Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
ooh, promises promises.
The offer is extended only on the don't ask don't tell policy.
Who would ask?
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-28 01:36:05 UTC
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Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
ooh, promises promises.
The offer is extended only on the don't ask don't tell policy.
Who would ask?
Who knows?
peachy ashie passion
2007-01-28 02:21:23 UTC
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Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
ooh, promises promises.
The offer is extended only on the don't ask don't tell policy.
Who would ask?
Who knows?
Not me, I haven't counted yet
Fletis Humplebacker
2007-01-28 14:16:58 UTC
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Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
ooh, promises promises.
The offer is extended only on the don't ask don't tell policy.
Who would ask?
Who knows?
Not me, I haven't counted yet
So I can't count on you to not tell?
peachy ashie passion
2007-01-28 18:02:17 UTC
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Nope. I still got all my digits. I'll even let
ya count 'em.
ooh, promises promises.
The offer is extended only on the don't ask don't tell policy.
Who would ask?
Who knows?
Not me, I haven't counted yet
So I can't count on you to not tell?
oh, I promise I'll never tell.

I keep secrets really well.

MosNot
2007-01-28 03:46:25 UTC
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Who knows?
Lamont Cranston.
w***@aol.com
2007-01-25 21:26:40 UTC
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Post by Phil
Dateline: �Pennsylvania.
Eight Turkish sailors, marooned aboard their ship in waters off
Philadelphia for several months because they had no visas, have
returned home after passing the time playing ping-pong and visiting the
local delis, getting their fill of cheese steak sandwiches.�Had to be picky but how did they visit the delis if they had no visas to go
ashore ?
I'm not sure about all the legalities, but with sponsors you are
allowed to visit but you can't work or take up residence. The main
issue was that they couldn't re-enter their waters without the proper
visa.
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