CRISSWICH - New Fast Food Chain from Peter Quiss

[Zed Frehley]

Peter Criss has gone below the belt with this one folks.
He has introduced the new CRISSWICH fast food chain which will
exclusively sell his new "Hotel Ballads" CD with the infamous artwork of
Peter Criss on the floor in a hotel room, reaching for SOMETHING, but we
can't tell what.
Rolling Stone raves "WHAT is he reaching for!?" - ? out of 10
Pitchfork give is a 9/10 saying "What happened?" after eating a
CRISSwich sandwich
Critics are RAVING over "Hotel Ballads"...or are they just getting
drugged by CRISSWICH?
Time...
Huh?
I just awoke 10 hours later...last thing I remember is being at CRISSWICH.

Gud POAST, apparently CRISSWICH ingredients are being sold by Powder City,
but only in the special "deep web" section. Most people seem to agree that
it's not made with PHEN, but then again, nobody's tried a CRISSWICH

The Leading News Source,
I Heard (made up) The Newz

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Post by Zed Frehley

Peter Criss has gone below the belt with this one folks.
He has introduced the new CRISSWICH fast food chain which will
exclusively sell his new "Hotel Ballads" CD with the infamous artwork of
Peter Criss on the floor in a hotel room, reaching for SOMETHING, but we
can't tell what.
Rolling Stone raves "WHAT is he reaching for!?" - ? out of 10
Pitchfork give is a 9/10 saying "What happened?" after eating a
CRISSwich sandwich
Critics are RAVING over "Hotel Ballads"...or are they just getting
drugged by CRISSWICH?
Time...
Huh?
I just awoke 10 hours later...last thing I remember is being at CRISSWICH.

Gud POAST, apparently CRISSWICH ingredients are being sold by Powder City,
but only in the special "deep web" section. Most people seem to agree that
it's not made with PHEN, but then again, nobody's tried a CRISSWICH
The Leading News Source,
I Heard (made up) The Newz
?? ? ? ÷ ¤ )MMkay17432( ¤ ÷?? ? ?

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Post by Zed Frehley

Peter Criss has gone below the belt with this one folks.
He has introduced the new CRISSWICH fast food chain which will
exclusively sell his new "Hotel Ballads" CD with the infamous artwork of
Peter Criss on the floor in a hotel room, reaching for SOMETHING, but we
can't tell what.
Rolling Stone raves "WHAT is he reaching for!?" - ? out of 10
Pitchfork give is a 9/10 saying "What happened?" after eating a
CRISSwich sandwich
Critics are RAVING over "Hotel Ballads"...or are they just getting
drugged by CRISSWICH?
Time...
Huh?
I just awoke 10 hours later...last thing I remember is being at CRISSWICH.

Gud POAST, apparently CRISSWICH ingredients are being sold by Powder City,
but only in the special "deep web" section. Most people seem to agree that
it's not made with PHEN, but then again, nobody's tried a CRISSWICH
The Leading News Source,
I Heard (made up) The Newz
?? ? ? ÷ ¤ )MMkay17432( ¤ ÷?? ? ?

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Post by Zed Frehley

Peter Criss has gone below the belt with this one folks.
He has introduced the new CRISSWICH fast food chain which will
exclusively sell his new "Hotel Ballads" CD with the infamous artwork of
Peter Criss on the floor in a hotel room, reaching for SOMETHING, but we
can't tell what.
Rolling Stone raves "WHAT is he reaching for!?" - ? out of 10
Pitchfork give is a 9/10 saying "What happened?" after eating a
CRISSwich sandwich
Critics are RAVING over "Hotel Ballads"...or are they just getting
drugged by CRISSWICH?
Time...
Huh?
I just awoke 10 hours later...last thing I remember is being at CRISSWICH.

Gud POAST, apparently CRISSWICH ingredients are being sold by Powder City,
but only in the special "deep web" section. Most people seem to agree that
it's not made with PHEN, but then again, nobody's tried a CRISSWICH
The Leading News Source,
I Heard (made up) The Newz
?? ? ? ÷ ¤ )MMkay17432( ¤ ÷?? ? ?

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